Haunted or not, that is one creepy looking house.

My hoverboards come with a free frogurt!

Yeah I'm hesitant to support this just because there's a slight chance someone's just fucking with Carolla, and that is something this country needs more of.

OK, computer.

You know what, I'm starting to suspect that Ricky Gervais was just playing a slightly over-the-top version of himself on The Office

There were scenes where I thought dude was maybe having a stroke onscreen. Like, one half of his face is curled up in some kind of holy ecstasy, the other half is slack and inert. I don't even know how that's possible.

There were scenes where I thought dude was maybe having a stroke onscreen. Like, one half of his face is curled up in some kind of holy ecstasy, the other half is slack and inert. I don't even know how that's possible.

it's just regular ass TV

it's just regular ass TV

FINALLY. I've been waiting for a fight club to break out on these boards like forever. Let me just say right now that I. am. IN.

in America we call them carnies, and they terrorize small towns by selling us rich, delectable miniature donuts and then making us ride demonic torture devices like the Tilt O' Whirl until we vomit all those donuts up while Katy Perry and Kid Rock drown out all screams for help or mercy and our eyes burn with anguish…

Speaking of the 'bont, it's a great time to remind America that yesterday was the five-year anniversary of one of our most beloved Internet memes:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Speaking of the 'bont, it's a great time to remind America that yesterday was the five-year anniversary of one of our most beloved Internet memes:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Those comments are fucking CHAOS.

Those comments are fucking CHAOS.

sure … that's why

sure … that's why

Does anyone else remember a period about four or five years ago when that irascible scamp ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER made his way into some of the actual AVC articles and year-end lists or something. That was pcc.

Does anyone else remember a period about four or five years ago when that irascible scamp ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER made his way into some of the actual AVC articles and year-end lists or something. That was pcc.

Tut tut my good man, that's hardly the sort of fare one would expect to find from chickflicksymposium.com.