I don't know if you can steal a movie if you're one of the top-billed actors … it's called doing what they paid ya to do.

I'm okay with this if we get 90 minutes of The Rock armwrestling Chris Hemsworth 
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It's almost as though Johnson is too charismatic for the kind of roles he'd normally get with that Mr Universe physique. Unlike Statham, who, I believe, has yet to smile in a movie.

They'd have to CGI him as a much smaller dude, like they did to the hobbits in LOTR

Starring Danny McBride as the wisecracking butt!

I'm not going to waste too much effort defending a movie that clearly nobody else around here liked, but for me, it definitely falls into "enjoyable romp" territory … if only for Justin Theroux's cocky, foul-mouthed, evil wizard.

It's a fact, dammit! It's a fun fact!

Fun Fact: Your Highness is actually pretty funny.

Sorry to hear Bug Jack's aged badly, I was planning on reading it soon. Probably will anyway.

I was a bit surprised to see that he was still working. "Dude's gotta be at least a hunnert years old by now," I told myself, but not out loud, as I was eating a burrito at the time.

… hell yeah!

For the record, my objection is that Card is a mediocre writer, not that he's an asshole (which he is, sure, but I don't care). I just think there are lots of worthier authors in this genre …

Hey, you're right — you really are a funny writer!

Yeah there are about a hundred better scifi writers than this guy. I don't know why he merits his own gateway. Sure, Enders Game is a good book (not the masterpiece it's often called, in my opinion, but whatever) but what else does he have to offer?

women like dicks

Seeing Jonah Hill at the Oscars (that doesn't sound right, does it?) it looked like he'd gained some weight back in recent weeks. Probably because for months all he's heard from people is how weird he looks now.

Theirs was an attraction of opposites, of romance frustrated. Too insistently would teadoust interrupt Lobsters 1's troubled thoughts. 'Can I get you another glass of port?' It was not enough … but for now, it was enough.

Looks like that cabal that's trying to get Quaid got to Sean ONeal. What'd they pay you to write this, ONeal? I hope it was worth it.

That movie broke filmmaking rule #433: Never cast more than one Jason in your ensemble

Ah yes, the classic "I wrote a screenplay in which I get to bang Scarlett Johannsson" move. Oldest trick in the book.