this permanent records feature is bankrupting me
Or "raping my checkbook" as it were.

yeah lobsters
She used to be actually voluptuous, with a nice, yummy, curvy body. I recently saw a photo comparing the new Amy to the old Amy and the difference is amazing. It's fucking tragic, but really, who gives a shit, just another pop star gone to seed.

sorry
I guess the AV Club (to my surprise) ain't the place to hate on Timberlake and his brand of seventh-grade "soft-porn-through-a-Disney-filter" brand "music" … sorry all … I'll take my sour grapes elsewhere.

americanpsych
lemming

i respect her now for the first time (a rant in E minor)
I never liked Britney's music and she's obviously a retard, but anyone with the good taste to turn down Justin Timberfuck is OK in my book. I will not buy into this N-Sync fancy lad being the "biggest pop star on the planet", just because all the girls (and gay…

that poster
makes this look like a Star Wars movie.

damn it, heller!
Don't you know you're not allowed to post a story about Johannson without at least providing a picture of her in all her sumptuous, Alpean chested glory? I mean, why else post a story about her??

clavis
Good point. I'm sure the reviewer meant to say, "the Citizen Kane of dick-joke movies, post-Norbit." Probably an editorial oversight.