[Kitsch stands outside Jesse Plemons' interrogation room after a body is found in the river]

So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Hodor, even though I was under Dunn.

It's an appendage attached to his arm that allows for gripping tools, but that's not important right now.

[remembers the I Saw Your Boobs song]
[remembers recent events]
[crawls into a hole]

If you're waiting for guff, man, you won't be getting it from me.

is this where i come to wildly speculate on andy serkis' role?

Strange knights meeting in temples distributing laser swords is no basis for a system of government.

Did anyone else notice that the beginning of Ezra's story is basically exactly like the beginning of Aladdin? They even called him a street rat.

CHARLIE DAY AS COUSIN EDDIE DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP OR SOMETHING?

Shows are fine. But festivals take the best parts of a show and shit all over them.

Music festivals: still the fucking worst.

I'm sure this actress is perfectly lovely in real life. But that promo where she's smacking gum after sex makes me not only want to avoid the show, but hunt down and torture all involved it's so irritating.

My kingdom for a Bill Murray cease and desist to the Chive.

So who is she celebrating with tonight, Garry Marshall or Len Wiseman?

Eripme Eht Nioj

2029: Lumpy
2030: Yoda, But This Time He's a Dog

German Hasbro Representative: "Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the movies. We regret to announce the following sequels, which I will read in alphabetical order: Fett, Boba. That is all."

Gamera

Eagerly awaiting "You Must Buy Your Wife At Least As Much Jewelry As You Buy Your Horse and Other Poems and Observations, Humorous and Otherwise, From a Life on The Range"

You'll what now?