Isis Uptown is not my actual name, though it does state where I live.

Toryn, are you by any chance Taryn?

Of course I'm gonna share my McSweeney's List from 2005, y'all; it starts with "Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?":

Of course I'm gonna share my McSweeney's List from 2005; it starts with "Mother, May I Marry a Nice Doctor You Really Like?":

Happy Birthday, Jello Biafra​ (b. June 17, 1958)

Golf. Golf was on. I didn't see "Jeopardy!" Osiris said "What if this is the night the guy loses?" It was.

The founding of Macy's: "A Store is Born"
The birth of Peter the Great: "A Tsar is Born"
The birth of The Smiths' guitarist: "A Marr is Born"
That fall that led to stitches in my knee: "A Scar is Born"

Thought and Prayers?

Tupac Shakur​ (June 16, 1971 – September 13, 1996); he mentions a certain rich guy who is running for President.

While living I want to live well. - Geronimo (June 16, 1829 – February 17, 1909)

Happy Birthday, Xaviera Hollander (b. 15 June 1943)

Waylon Jennings​ (June 15, 1937 – February 13, 2002)

James James
Morrissey Morrissey
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother,
Though he was only three.
James James Said to his Mother,
"Mother," he said, said he;
"You must never go down
to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me."

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:

I've long thought so.

I remember the late 1960s or early 1970s version of "To Tell the Truth." There was a kid who had invented something, I think, and because they were kids, he and his surrogates were standing at the podium, and the instruction was "Will the real ____ please sit down."

Happy Birthday, Boy George (b. 14 June 1961)
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

This video is from 2009, but is applicable today. Have a hanky handy.

He's also a burlesque performer.

Son of Isis in the second picture of this slideshow from New Orleans' World Naked Bike Ride, he is on the yellow bike, he's wearing a bear head.