I know it wasn't on purpose, but Elwood kidnapped Buster. He's going back to jail after this is over.

As soon I saw the FJ clue, I said Venus. When Trebek said the correct response, I did the [point to self] "This lady" gesture.

Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future. - Michael Palin (b. 5 May 1943)

Happy Sinkhole de Mayo! It's OK, though, the City is gonna fill 'em with Confederate Monuments.

I love them so. I even like that "Rosenplantz and Guildenfern are dead" meme.

Hamlet's mother is named Gertrude. Give the woman some credit.

I was referring to the "I showed her the world, she was just an orphan" stuff, and you knew that. Lame excuse for a wombat.

In the late 1970s or early 1980s (I was a teenager) I saw a report about Wayne Newton that noted that, in Vegas, he made $1 million a month. I recounted this number to my mother (who is hearing impaired), and she asked me if I'd said "a month" or "a year", and, reassured that she'd heard me right, asked if I had the…

It's like being married to Henry Higgins, I think.

Love’s dreaming, love’s sleeping,

I agree with you, but still, I wouldn't like it if my husband talked this way about me.

All this I've done for you!

Of our old dog, a giant Golden (who is golden, not red), a woman once said "That's a BIG dog, he be like Clifford the Big Red Dog."

It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence. - William Kingdon Clifford (4 May 1845 – 3 March 1879)

I like $10s, though.

OK.

My late mother-in-law once noted that her brother doesn't speak, he pontificates, and she was correct. More recently (since m-i-l's passing) Osiris and I got to hear Uncle Pontiff pontificate about the utility of cassettes, audio and video, and he doesn't understand why they've gone obsolete, etc. yada-yada, get offa…

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolò Machiavelli (3 May 1469 – 21 June 1527)

Ralph Fiennes' first name is pronounced "Rafe", but those New Orleans and Lafayette, LA lawyers I mentioned are pronounced "Ralf."

Mmmm, Ralph Fiennes.