Bitch, I was with Hannibal and the elephants.

Don't tell me what I'm thinking of. I shot tequila with salt and lemon before you were born.

When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.

"Yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" - Henry Rollins

Buzzy is popular Chez Uptown; he's handsome and well-dressed. Osiris is hetero and very casual in his dress, but he appreciates handsome and well-dressed in other men.

My job has a made-up holiday! Happy Administrative Professionals Day to all of you who fit in the category!

I have a food truck idea called "The Soup Hippie." We'd be nice to people (and the soups would be vegetarian). The problem is, I don't really want to run a food truck, even if I did get my son to be the chef and could say "Our chef used to work at [Famous New Orleans restaurant]."

Happy Birthday, Ace Frehley​ (b. April 27, 1951)

Much fun, and now Prince.

Over-Thinking Sam Cooke Songs: Twistin’ the Night Away (from 2010):

We cannot compete. We can only serve.

But, it's a STING song! How can you hate it?

Mine mine mine! Just pre-ordered. It's good to be middle-aged and have ready money.

When we look back on the Beyoncé Race War, we'll say "Alex Jones was right all along."

There is a dress code; I don't recall specifics, but I packed some sweaters, a black skirt, and black trousers. So, I was one of those sweater folks. I wore an orange sweater for the game I won (Wednesday, i.e. right before lunch), and then changed into a green sweater and the slacks for the game I lost.

No one was ever injured by the truth; but he who persists in self-deception and ignorance is injured. – Marcus Aurelius (26 April 121 – 17 March 180 AD), Meditations

I love this.❤️

Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short, even.

Oh, and my (adult) son has a cat called Sora, which sounds likes Zorra. Sora is male, as is my son's other cat, Catt Mahaffey a/k/a Haffey.

Their surname is French and starts with an "L". My surname is French and starts with an "L", too, but it's a different one, and my given name ends with 'ra' (it's an unusual name, but not Zorra).