My Pop isn't that lively, but he was getting out there and riding on his "three-wheel bicycle" before an accident on said TWB messed him up about five weeks ago. That lead to the discovery that he has lung cancer (but it's a new cancer, not a recurrence of the breast cancer he beat in 2011, and somehow that is good,…

Yes, to name one.

Yes, for instance.

Wakko is my boyfriend!!
(Seriously, y'all, he doesn't wear pants and his tongue is always out.)

I posted one of his songs on my Facebook today because it's his birthday, and had to edit appropriately later.

As I said on my Facebook, when I posted it, the news hadn't broken yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Why?)
To get to your house! Knock-knock!
(Who's there?)
THE CHICKEN!

[SEE EDIT] Happy Birthday [SEE EDIT], Merle Haggard (April 6, 1937 - April 6, 2016) /EDIT​: when I posted this 8 hours ago he either wasn't dead yet, or the news hadn't broken./EDIT
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Finally, the "Jeopardy!" recap!

When we saw Todd's wager, Osiris said, "Oh, he's just done." (i.e., Todd deliberately wagered low). If not that, then it was a strange wager.

For such is the nature of man, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; Yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves: For they see their own wit at hand, and other men's at a distance. - Thomas Hobbes (5 April 1588 – 4 December 1679)

Aww!

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Prince Philip's Screwdriver, bro.

Thank you. He diffuses things with humor; e.g. "Every time I come to this hospital, they find something else wrong with me." He was already frustrated about being dependent on his girlfriend since his trike accident. He will be 79 in May, and, well, the fact that he was on the trike to have an accident shows that he'd…

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart. - Washington Irving (April 3, 1783 – November 28, 1859)

Our friend Kappa Horn, owner of Slim Goodies and Horn's, told us last night (while we were at Horn's) where Todd's next watch party takes place. We don't know him, but one of our neighbors seems to. As I'm only a one-day winner, all I could really share with him is "Hey, the staff are excellent, aren't they?"

Monday, my Pop went to the hospital so they could find out what the mass on his lungs was, and while he was there, his heart went into a-fib. You may recall that the mass was first seen while Pop was being treated after an accident on his "three-wheel bicycle" at the end of February. So, it took a couple of days and a…

Where do ghosts catch the train?

APRIL FOOL! They all did!