No, thank Christ. Although even when I was 25 I still thought it was inane. Of course, at that age I was quite the rummy, so I had my own concerns. But I didn't go around showing people pictures of a particularly 'kind' can of Milwaukee's Best, either.

It's like an obsession with some. As I say, I don't care if people smoke it up, I voted for the damn law, but there's a lot of people who seem to care about nothing else. Which is really pretty pathetic. It's the equivalent of a beer can pyramid you'd have in your college dorm room, except you are 37 years old and…

Imagine all the 'think pieces' we'd be getting now? My god

*crosses legs suggestively, lights joint, scribbles notes for new Alexander Payne series**

Nobody would ever accuse you of that, John

That's a 50 state conundrum, though

LOL. Works both ways, I guess. Which is fine.

Oh, okay.
'Misplaced calculus.' Jesus. What a maroon.

Oh, god, yes. There was already a growing 'medical marijuana' shop biz going before the legality law was passed. Now, stores are everywhere, and for every two stores that open, one closes, because it's overkill. Plus there's been a fair trade in robbing them. We've also seen a huge influx of people moving here,…

Black Swan was better than Requiem (which, truth be told, I think is horrible, anyway). But Aranofsky isn't all that special, and never has been.
Russell has made consistently good work his entire career. You may not "like" something like 'American Hustle', 'Silver Linings' or even 'The Fighter', but they are…

Being a resident of Colorado, I'd like to point out that I'm really sick of hearing about fucking weed. Smoke it up, I don't care, but it's literally never been an interesting subject to talk about, and yet people seem to think it's somehow endlessly fascinating. It's really, really not. It's boring.

Feel like 'EDM' is due for it's own 'Can't Stop the Music' kind of movie. Who would be the current equivalent of the Village People? At least Caitlyn Jenner could reprise her iconic performance in 'Can't Stop'. I dunno. I kinda feel like I'm a genius and nobody is giving me any credit for it.
Really wanting some…

I literally don't know who any of the people involved in this story are, or what 'The Real O'Neals' is. Which is fine. But I do know that I have a real craving for toasted marshmallows, but I don't have marshmallows, a stick, or the ability to create fire.
My life is a shambles.

**makes script notes for new Lassie shared universe franchise**

Nigel Farage as the new Robin Leach!

Ask him about the episode of 'One Day at a Time' when he played, I think, the nephew of Schneider. He was really aggressively hitting on Barbara Cooper. Real dick.
He'll probably ask you to go out for Schnapps with him.

Obviously I'm not a fan of what Eastwood says, but to call him a 'has-been actor' is pretty far removed from the truth. He's not Scott Baio or something.

He's a legend, he was never gonna have to do some TV sitcom or something.

Dina Ruiz? Pretty sure she was Latina. Still is, I think.
Fun fact, she worked for the local news station when I went to school in Flagstaff, AZ, and later was the anchor of the Monterey, CA station when I lived there a couple years later.
I'm not saying she was following me, but found it curious.

And shave those fucking beards. True story, they look really terrible on the vast majority of you.