I'll get the script to you by sometime tomorrow.

I think it's sitting in a box next to that Mike Myers as Keith Moon film. Hopefully they'll stay in there forever.

I can't help it, I'm a beauty school dropout

I think they'll bring her in at Summerslam in Brooklyn to make sure she gets a big pop, and hope for the pavlovian effect to carry through.

The only person on Fox who I think really does believe a lot of the shit they say is Hannity, and that's just because he strikes me as someone who legit has no functioning brain stem.

People like Jones and Beck are pure carnies; if this was the 1800s, they'd have been selling medicines out of the back of a wagon, or preaching about eternal damnation. Jones may well believe a lot of the black helicopter stuff, because he's been doing it for so long. But Beck is, I'd wager, 100 percent grifter.

I mean, we'll see, but I don't really think many of these NXT gimmicks are going to get anywhere on the big stage. Vaudevillains weren't really all that over in NXT, by the end, and those people will literally cheer anything. I also don't think Revival will do anything, they already have a better, more expensive…

Cesaro is just shit on the mic, that's always been the main reason they'll never push him like others would like. Nothing he says ever comes across as natural. While in other places you can work around that, in a company as promo heavy as WWE, that's gonna be a real problem. As much as people bag on Reigns, he's like…

It's a lame indie gimmick which, much like Emma's dancing idiot bit from a couple years ago, isn't gonna translate beyond a bingo hall crowd. It's still a problem that WWE brings up these random NXT people without any context beyond "we assume you watch NXT", which is a dumb assumption to make. But in this case, it…

Yeah, me and a pal saw "Bridge" in the theater, too.
I can't remember if we were the only ones there.

I'm still getting the hang of it

You *cook* your TV dinners? Why must you shame me with your cosmopolitan ways, brother Ghost?

It was the New Power Generation stuff which felt like, for the first time, he was more of a follower than a leader. Probably not fair, but it just wasn't grabbing me too much. Guy was so prolific for over a decade, it was only natural that the wells were starting to run dry, though. No shame in it.

Yes

It'll be Number One with a bullet!
**copyright Bazooka Joe gum wrapper, 1977**

All you can eat buffet at Long John Silver's

Yes.

Lot of room for storyline advancement in that scenario. Add a couple of hip hop numbers, probably win some Tony awards. Something to chew on.

Big-mouthed comic actress from way, way back. Never funny, from what I recall. Ran nightclub for the mob, according to a book I read. Sold dental cream on the airwaves for a fee.
I mean, if she were alive, I could see Jay-Z cheating on his wife with her, I suppose. I don't know the man's heart.

That was about the time I started to lose interest in his music, tbh. Not because of the hair, per se. I'm not that catty.