Except zen doesn't mean nothing. 無 (mu) is nothing, 禪 (zen) is meditation. And those translations are far from exact.  Also, there are many varieties of Buddhism, but I'm pretty sure none like what you describe.

@ryan1: For what it is worth (not much), the Chinese and English names for Hong Kong films are rarely the same. The Chinese title is 3D, which is something like "3-D Carnal Prayer Mat's Precious Mirror of Extreme Happiness." I'm not sure if there are any puns in the title, but "The Carnal Prayer Mat" is a great Qing…