Which one is the boy and which is the girl? Legitimate question.
Because I'm pretty sure Beau is a girl's name, too.

True story, I had a patient come in today whose name was "Stephine."
Pronounced "Stephenie."
We, of course, told her to fuck off because we don't deal with that bullshit.

Would it help if I told you there's a character named Lisinopril?

The Legend of Curly's Gold

My waggling shame-tube filled with the blood of sins, and I had no choice but to cross my legs uncomfortably and think about my lord and savior, Jim Mormon.

That has to be in my top 10 laugh-till-it-hurts moments of all time.

Like, I thought this WHOLE THING was the spark that leads to Civil War? If not, it definitely should be, right? Like, the whole thing is 100% Tony Stark's fault. No question. But immediately after the conflict is revealed, everyone's like, "But we're a team! So we'll do this together!" and it's never really brought…

What's the point, though? It's still a heterosexual romance, how different could it be? If they were both gay…they'd still be teen sparkly vampires, and it would still be written by Stephenie Meyers, but it'd be SOMETHING.

I liked Red Skull a lot, and I thought Spader was excellent as Ultron (despite the CGI Ultron himself looking pretty silly). Rourke as Whiplash was pretty good…so there've been some solid villains, but I'll concede that Loki is probably the best.

This is actually true.

Nothing to build on, bro! Just givin' you the real-life low-down on my bowels!

These Avengers movies are just excuses to get all the heroes together, make quips at each other and punch stuff a lot. It does all those things well.
The story is not good, but who's watching The Avengers for compelling stories?

Did you say S?

Hey, as a person with Crohn's disease, I can only envy your ability to have fun emptying your bowels. Rock on, bro.

I wasn't a huge fan of Avengers; I thought the pacing was all over the place (started out really slow/boring with the Shield stuff, got more exciting with the plane stuff, kinda drags at the end with the faceless alien battle).

I just rewatched this movie. Fuck you, idiots. Age of Ultron is a fun movie.
THIS IS THE ONLY OPINION.

I found it odd that PFT chose to do an improv podcast, considering he comes from writing and stand-up. He always does brilliantly on Comedy Bang Bang and Superego. He was great on Improv4Humans as well, which is long-form. But this narrative improv thing is such a challenging premise in general; even for a master…

Oh she clearly plays it up. They all do. Jason plays up his incredulity, June plays up her ignorance, and Paul is the straight-man.

I'm Matt Gourley.

I liked it a lot. The kids' mom demanding that they explain what 'fucking' is…that killed me.