Uh . . . wow.

They were all really Dean Martin’s kids.

History marks that on January 5th 1948 Jerry Lewis told his kids that if they weren’t quiet and didn’t sit still at the breakfast table that they’d be sorry.

Your point? Al Franken is a Democrat, not a member of a European Green Party. A large military has been a point of consesus in US politics for almost 70 years now.

Critics Deny ‘Friend Request’.

Hey, Internet. Whoa, we are totally fucked, huh? All right! Welp, see you later

Not sure why she’s been so honest about this. It changes her cameo in a big movie into something a little desperate and sad.

I knew because if it was heaven there would have been a million ice cream shops - not frozen yogurt.

Five taps is right out!

I’ll have you know I invented the eating one bite of meal, then getting up and tossing a couple of bills on the table before leaving in disgust. It was during a tense meeting with a rival over control of the territory’s bootleg VHS market.

See, this guy gets it.

It can be two things.

spraypainted gold though, of course...

I hate to be That Guy, but as a fellow Canadian citizen, umm, you spelled our capital city wrong.

From the looks of things, good Lord beat you to it!

This story made me feel odd.

I think it’s about a dude who thinks women are disposable and he can get himself a newer, younger model whenever he’s done with one.

We’re going to need to see the long form certificate that proves Donald Trump isn’t a white supremacist.

Fair to say the North Vietnamese army won, but its people sure didn’t.

This review is almost as savage as this website redesign.