Wait formica means ants? Why the hell do we call that countertop material formica then?!

For every understated Gary Oldman role, there’s still something like his“coked out of his mind” insane performances in Luc Besson movies to think of.

Aw shoot. Thanks for the tip, though!

Ooh I just got to use the block user function for the first time. It’s nice.

We’ll break it like St. Catherine breaking the wheel she was being tortured on!

I think it’s normally hugs then drugs, though I suppose that depends on which  drugs are being used.

I dunno, don’t you think Colin would have said something by now?

The detail of him watching “I Love Lucy” is somehow the saddest part of this.

I keep leaning on that one and I am getting more and more scared that something horrible will come out.

Ooh that just makes me think, could we still have Kyle Machlachlan in this somehow? Just for the sake of weirdness.

Arrival  was so so good.

While I respect that the miniseries was trying to be more faithful, the production values were pretty awful. Especially the fact that everything in the “desert” was so obviously a very small set.

This sounds a lot like the “what if Hitler had gotten accepted to art school” theory.

The best thing that could be done is to bury him in an unmarked prison cemetery grave.

Though that one came back to bite us a bit.

Like isn’t it a joke how he’s never left the Kwik E Mart for more than a small amount of time?

Okay, so bizarre true story time here: I grew up watching The Simpsons, but because I grew up in a rural town in the mountain west, I actually never encountered anyone Indian in my life. So I never got that Apu being a convenience store clerk was a stereotype. Then, when I was in high school, an Indian family moved to…

Yeah it looks nothing like the actual insanity of The Cheesecake Factory. And just goes to show that the showrunners have probably never been to one, just as they’ve never spent time around actual nerds rather than only seeing tv versions of them.

Mary Harron for the win!

It helps that Frank Darabont did the film. He seems to have the best success rate at adapting King.