That was actually the intro to the song that played over the end credits - Richard Burton in the rock musical "War of the Worlds". Doesn't change your excellent point, just adding some context.

Flywheel, Brazzer, & Flywheel.

Oh to be blessed with such an instrument.

Je suis un canard gigantesque.

I'll have you know that Trinity Loren did some of her best work as a pregnant. True, that's more "San Fernando Valley" than "Hollywood" but the point remains.

This truly is the darkest timeline.

Okay then, real good now.

From my point of view, Peter Jackson is evil!

Yes, but I think Nicolas Cage deserves most of the credit there, doesn't he? Or is Schneider credited with writing that?

Yep, tried to get in front of that extremely salient point - wasn't quick enough. Happily conceded.

Rob Schneider was never in something as entertaining as Half Baked

Fuck it, I'm in. The kids like eating ketchup sandwiches anyway, so it's not like they'll be complaining about the sparsity of dining choices for the next month.

Draining Trust Fund.

The only one who, I can only surmise, is currently dating at least one member of the AV Club's editorial staff.

As long as we exist in the same universe as Donald Trump, nothing else in the broad category of "POTUS-related things" can ever be described as "the worst thing".

Who doesn't love clams?

If this results in John Travolta piloting Air Force One and staying off of our movie screens, how can we lose?

This would be worth it, just for the inevitable footage of the Secret Service tossing Jazz out of the White House, Phil Banks-style.

Awesome - thanks so much, AP, I'll be checking those out ASAP.

I've been loving him in this, but he really didn't do much for me in the Insidious films (much like Patrick Wilson, tbh) and that's all I've seen of his work. Can you recommend anything else where he's shined?