So would I, if I was standing next to Markie Post. HEY-OH!

I'm withholding judgement until I have more information.

The thing that's depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once… they're fucking relentless.

A straight-out vapist, the sucker was simple and plain

A baby seal walks into a bar.
"What would you like?" asks the bartender.
"Anything other than a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

No, you just want what's best for Archer: a girl who is awesome and gives him the best sex he's ever had.

I was able to put together a theory once as to why Thomas Harris would go down that path (admittedly, I was desperately searching for some sense in what is probably completely nonsensical, as you've described above).

You think he doesn't already?

Why should game developers be held to a higher standard than novelists, tv producers, movie studios, stand-up comics, painters, sculptors, dancers, etc. etc. etc.? It's a bit of fun, for god's sake.

"Postponing", surely?
queue Dr. Rumak in 3… 2…

I was guessing that Cap gets hit with a ray that transforms him into his chronological age, and is then played by Richard "Leonard" Erdman.

Cultist of Lanthimos, the Dog-toothed Lobster God.

He was in a jam - became a giant claaaaaaam!

It's one of the most perfect examples of lose/lose I've ever witnessed.

On the flip side, the kid would be spared from finding out whatever egregious bullshit the parents have planned for them in their teenage years.

Quentin Tarantino once called Edward Bear "The Beatles of Canada." Quentin Tarantino was wrong.

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
The commentariat has dragged you down

Business lunch… oh!
O-E-O-E-O!
I think I've got to serve ya (serve ya)!

Bullshit. You're a white suburban punk, just like me.

No need for a glass for mine.