LAWYER: "She's a moderately wealthy recording artist."
NFL: "Sue her for a million, million and a half."
LAWYER: "Oh, it says here she also had a kid with a billionaire."
NFL: ejaculates violently

I'm sure this is the work of the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires.

To be fair, the nanny was from the lower classes.

Er, @Lord Lucan is alive and well and posting frequently on these very boards.

Have you ever done the "north from Goodsprings, running like hell through the deathclaw areas, so you can get to New Vegas as a low-level character and buy an Intelligence implant early" run? It's awesome.

Good advice, indeed. I didn't dislike the tutorial the first time I played it, but it took me a while to figure out that I could skip it with the save point you suggest. It's not a part of the game that rewards replay.

Apparently TJ's post should have been titled:

I hope I can speak for @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus when I say thank you, and that it's nice to finally find a use for an English degree.

Ride that wave, man: do a translation in the style of e.e. cummings!

Not once I was done with them, they didn't.

The "Use the English tongue" jest is most meet
For discourse on this singular concern.
The sun has set upon thy works, oh scribe
Who makes the magic lantern brightly burn.
Prevent thyself from treading this worn path,
Unless thy map has shown you some fresh turn.

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Despite the fact that Fallout 3 is probably my favourite game ever, I really didn't enjoy the Vault 101 prologue/tutorial. There was really no way to speed through it, so you were stuck for an hour or two walking along a rail dealing with unpleasant chumps. But then you make it outside, and the awesomeness begins.

It's awesome, because it sounds like he'd be subjected to thumbscrews, gruel and the Iron Maiden while in there.

It would be piling on at the end of a fight if she shanked him in a gaolhouse shower. As long as he's walking around as a free man in public, the fight ain't over.

Clarkson, for all his faults, is one of the few people to have actually exploited the sheer punchability of Piers Morgan.

Jim, in all sincerity, I'm thrilled that we've finally identified an issue on which there is bipartisan agreement. Let the word go forth from this place (again): Piers Morgan is a сunt.

"Cocoa Puffs is not a drug. I used to suck dick for Trix. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Cocoa Puffs?"

Another pun thread? Get a Life.

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