Thus continues New Girl's plan to absorb the short-lived and unpopular Perfect Couples, slowly digesting it over 1,000 years. Next up: Kyle Bornheimer, followed by "Other White Guy".

Thus continues New Girl's plan to absorb the short-lived and unpopular Perfect Couples, slowly digesting it over 1,000 years. Next up: Kyle Bornheimer, followed by "Other White Guy".

Did I say eye? I meant perineum.

Did I say eye? I meant perineum.

Ok, the internet has thus far failed me, so I come here for my answer. What is up with Hannah Simone's eye? Is it glass? Is it a lazy eye? This is the biggest cover up in the history of the world. If you don't know what I'm talking about, pay attention when Cece is on the screen. Half of her face sinks to the floor.

Ok, the internet has thus far failed me, so I come here for my answer. What is up with Hannah Simone's eye? Is it glass? Is it a lazy eye? This is the biggest cover up in the history of the world. If you don't know what I'm talking about, pay attention when Cece is on the screen. Half of her face sinks to the floor.

One time Fred Stoller came to a party at my house. He brought cheap domestic beer, and not only did he drink over half of my case of Newcastle, but he took his beer home with him when he left! I'm also suspecting that he pocketed a few of my dog's Tramadol.  Snuffy's suffering from arthritis, you selfish prick!

One time Fred Stoller came to a party at my house. He brought cheap domestic beer, and not only did he drink over half of my case of Newcastle, but he took his beer home with him when he left! I'm also suspecting that he pocketed a few of my dog's Tramadol.  Snuffy's suffering from arthritis, you selfish prick!

I didn't read this because it seemed boring. Is it as boring as it seems?

I didn't read this because it seemed boring. Is it as boring as it seems?

The crowd sucked. Without prior knowledge, I would've bet $100 that it was comprised entirely of elderly british dowagers who wondered in off the street. Jordan and Jesse's material was fine, certainly what fans of the show should've expected. The Brits just believe it's impolite to laugh in public at anything that…

The crowd sucked. Without prior knowledge, I would've bet $100 that it was comprised entirely of elderly british dowagers who wondered in off the street. Jordan and Jesse's material was fine, certainly what fans of the show should've expected. The Brits just believe it's impolite to laugh in public at anything that…

I've been listening to podcasts since 2006. Back then it was just Jimmy Pardo, Bill Simmons, and Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. If you were lucky you could download a lecture recorded at the back of a Berkely lecture hall underneath a pile of coats.

I've been listening to podcasts since 2006. Back then it was just Jimmy Pardo, Bill Simmons, and Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. If you were lucky you could download a lecture recorded at the back of a Berkely lecture hall underneath a pile of coats.

"Impairment" is simply the revaluation of an intangible asset, the initial value of which was merely estimated to begin with. In other words, it's not cash out the door, it's just a loss on paper. Also, keep in mind that impairment is not allowable unless the projected future cash flow is less than the current…

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There's no way this movie is good. You know why? It's released on on February 19th. If it had a chance to win even BEST SOUND EDITING it would have been released two months ago. Face it, kids. Scorcese put this thing out to pasture in the dreary winter months.

You're overlooking the fact that the story Leslie's mom told was a cherished memory for her and a bonding experience for Leslie and her mother. Justin decided to risk ruining that with no regard to the feelings of Leslie or her mother, how uncomfortable it would make both of them, and how it would potentially ruin a…

I did find that show "Exiled" pretty fascinating. It was the show where the terrible children from "My Super Sweet 16" were sent to third world countries to have disciplined instilled in them by the indigenous people. I find it interesting how contemporary America sees the developing world much like 18th century…

Does this mean she's emptying ONLY the dishwasher, or that she's the only person emptying the dishwasher? Who empties the dishwasher with several people? I don't like to use "empty" as a verb. I do, however, love that Tom Cochran video.