Has anything like that ever been a one-off on this show?  I mean, it's not the Cleveland Show…

OH!  Ok,  I misunderstood.

God, right?  Lets talk about the inherent creepiness in leaving him with his August memories mostly intact.  And how apparently it did not occur to Boob Fairy that maybe they didn't mean 'make him a literal boy'.

Maybe.  Probably depends on how often they want to use him.

Well, water can destroy wood if it's not waterproofed.  idk if you can tazer a piece of wood.

I don't think they ever intended to, other than the producers giggling behind the scenes that they wanted people to think that August/Emma or Hook/Emma or even Jefferson/Emma was possible.  Endgame is, I'm fairly sure, Neal/Emma.

HOORAY.

Because somehow, despite being in a hotel room where he apparently banged a hooker, he was still fully clothed in bed like a weirdo.

I think the thing with her grandmother was just part of her cancer backstory of bullmalarkey.

Yes, clearly. And he'll drink white wine sprite spritzers.

I think he's doing some show called Trooper for TNT with Mira Sorvino.

"Is that what you intended to say, superintendent?"

Huh?

I feel like half of Principal Lewis' lines must be scripted in allcaps.

Yeah, I think at Paleyfest last year, they'd said this Jeff storyline would last a while.

Either it's because he has a new show or he angered someone on set, apparently.

I will give OUAT's producers this.  Somehow Ellis/Robin Hood didn't get spoilered AT ALL.

Well, he'd have to be.  Since he's starring in the OUATesque Gothica as Frankenstein.

Someone who knew he was going to get in an accident and have his phone looked at, and knew Tamara would show up eventually and didn't want her caught?

Uh…well, no one said she was Tiana?