Oh, that would be a bad move on their part…

Will, this is what happens when you make best friends with a teenaged boy.

Broken = Hot on tv, generally.

He seemed to agree!

Jeff is way more broken than I thought.

Primmin did look like a little teddy bear.

I vaguely remember the first one! Not like…specific things in it, but.  Vague recalls.  I hope they would've gotten a better actress for little Lorelai second time around.

Why DID Lorelai run away, exactly? It didn't really seem like anyone was going to force her to marry Christopher, unless I was mistaken somewhat?

You know, you're right?  Most of the people who joined the Maquis seem pretty "THIS IS WHY I DID IT" and Eddington just…sort of did?  Either they had family in the DMZ, or they'd seen stuff like this before or whatever.

Poor Primmin, where did you go.

Man, Eddington made such a nil impression on me that although I'm certain that maybe he came back (or maybe it was the other guy who had his job from "The Passenger"?), I have no idea in what capacity or why.

He's still making it worse, and he's not even ON IT anymore.  (there is a plot currently about his alleged daughter)

"I think you'll make a handsome baby daddy."  Juliet.  *girl*.

I don't know about Alcatraz, but she was on ER.

There are some terrifying aspects! Which…probably sounds weird.  WHEELERS.

James Franco was on General Hospital. BOOM.

SPOILERS

All things considered, honestly? Even if he is your long term boyfriend, would you really want to live with Shawn Spencer?

The Neverending Exorcism, if you will.

I guess Clarice Starling is a Lifetime movie, if you take out all the cannibals.