I'll just assume that despite the fact that the rebels are like the boxcar children of star trek, that somehow they magically put together the fanciest ship in all the land.

Which episode was it where

wasn't there an entire episode of ds9 that took place in an au where everyone was a writer?

When people ask me to describe the bizarreness and offness of Enterprise, I just say one episode

Well, that works.  Plus, perhaps, some deep therapy.

I think it's okay to like Voyager now, but if you express care for anything but a few episodes of Enterprise, you should probably sleep with one eye open.

In my head, John Connor just joined Starfleet.

That was obvious when they deleted her awesome "Year of Hell" plot and replaced it with "she's psychic."

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Did the Defiant ever actually fight the Borg? I honestly cannot recall.

Truth.  I think there was an episode I liked better than all of those, but i can't remember the name of the episode, and the plot was basically

They had Kes' weird psychic bit too.

I was always confused over the no money thing. There's credits, and there's latinum, but there's no money so what?

I feel like it had to be more than just Spock's reforms.  I mean, the Empire was filled with some supremely psychotic people, unless the people who were not bugnuts were just kept down by the man or something until those reforms, and Spock's reforms were like "you can't be an ISS member unless you don't get off on…

The easiest explanation, and probably the most accurate: they had not thought of those things yet.

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There were parts I liked! Like….

@avclub-b894e4330aeaa46a373292d17c62984d:disqus  Bum chicka wow wow.

Wasn't the only part of the Defiant that was different than the other ships being made at the time the cloaking device? I might be wrong, I probably am.

And when it was really really bad it was hilarious.