I also like saying Jay's "Haachi Maachi!" whenever bad news is sprung. Also, whenever someone is talking too much: "Why must you ALWAYS BE THE CENTER…OF ATTEN-SHUUUUN?!?!"

Whenever a friend has experienced bad news or is feeling down, I use a variant of Zoidberg's line, "Don't worry, Fry, you still have Zoidberg! (threateningly sweeping arm around room) YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"

"And she had already dumped me two days earlier anyway."

You brown nosers. Look at you, you're just swimming in my wake.

I also liked Lisa's revision of the Snow White ending so that she was awoken by a lady doctor, and, aside from not being able to engage in strenuous activities, she was fine.

I, too, am happy that Avon's landing good roles. For that matter, I'm happy for String ending up getting richer. Critical and/or commercial success, whatever — all I really want is for the Wire guys not to end up doing shitty, unheard-of movies, or worst of all end up doing cameos in a "____ Movie" movie.

Man, whatever. The Simpsons was good tonight. Marge and Homer regressing into their younger selves was funny and sweet, and God help me, but Homer making fun of Bart's "what about my friends" was hilarious. Also Lisa's attempt to insult the security guys.

I'm with you, Danny. I just got Nixonland after waiting forever for it to come out on paperback. Hardcover books are just too heavy and expensive. Plus I feel weird writing notes in them, probably a leftover effect from public school textbooks.

"What's weird is that she was crying, but the way she was standing over me it looked like I was crying. That was weird."

Kevin died in Iraq?!
Holy shit, Joe's son Kevin died in Iraq? That's the weirdest/horrible thing that show has done yet.

"Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry" is a classic.

Uh, you know, they do have a mother, champ.

Snape Kills Trinity, definitely one of the best lines, especially because the way Kyle just starts to say and it and lets Cartman immediately finish the thought. His anti-semitism is so manipulable!

That theme song
God, that glorious theme song.

Skinner's insanity
I liked the Simpsons episode, but did they have to throw Skinner's sanity into question just for a joke, and a stupid unfunny one at that?

My favorite headshot was when the terrorists took over the educational 1865 frontier town and the leader shot the sheriff in the head right as the sheriff was about to go into his educational lecture. The slight pause right after he was shot and before he went down had such a grimly realistic feel to it.

We did it for Timberlake, goddammit, and we're all going to do it for Efron!

I dunno, KOH. I still think it's pretty funny. South Park has elevated the animation of someone getting shot in the head to a very fine art.

Suicide
Jesus Christ, that dad's suicide in the beginning was just…awesomely terrible.

Typical Glenn Beck joke
"Do you remember that day, after 9/11, when…" (bursts into tears) "QUIT LOOKING AT ME, I'M A MONST — Hey, a butterfly! Come here, butterfly! Tee hee, tee hee!"