I thought she said figs, which was amusing, but ribs make a lot more sense.

Wait, wait, wait… is 'gaol' actually pronounced like 'jail'? The hell, damn Brits.

Damn it, people! He said: "Presented without comment." WITHOUT COMMENT. Now we can work together on this. No one else say anything.

Damn it, people! He said: "Presented without comment." WITHOUT COMMENT. Now we can work together on this. No one else say anything.

Well, the last head they showed was the helicopter pilot, and he wasn't a zombie… yet.

Well, the last head they showed was the helicopter pilot, and he wasn't a zombie… yet.

Other way around.  Once you've had one C-section, doctors will pretty much insist on C-sections from then on.

Other way around.  Once you've had one C-section, doctors will pretty much insist on C-sections from then on.

CPR is still important even with an AED.  Keeping the blood oxygenated and flowing to the brain won't restart the heart, but it keeps away brain damage until something else does.

CPR is still important even with an AED.  Keeping the blood oxygenated and flowing to the brain won't restart the heart, but it keeps away brain damage until something else does.

Yeah, but CPR guidelines (and a lot of other first aid stuff) are designed to keep people going long enough for paramedics to get there, not really going to work in this situation.  Any kind of CPR only brings someone back like that in near drownings, where the only thing wrong with the person is that the brain needs…

Yeah, but CPR guidelines (and a lot of other first aid stuff) are designed to keep people going long enough for paramedics to get there, not really going to work in this situation.  Any kind of CPR only brings someone back like that in near drownings, where the only thing wrong with the person is that the brain needs…

His first name is Edward or something like that, right?

His first name is Edward or something like that, right?

This is why Progress ticks me off so much, where Jake and Nog trade Cardassian yogurt or whatever for a bunch of crap and Nog just spends the whole time flailing his limbs and screeching.  He's not the greatest Ferrengi, but at least understands the basics of business.  He should have been the one leading Jake through…

This is why Progress ticks me off so much, where Jake and Nog trade Cardassian yogurt or whatever for a bunch of crap and Nog just spends the whole time flailing his limbs and screeching.  He's not the greatest Ferrengi, but at least understands the basics of business.  He should have been the one leading Jake through…

Maybe all those other celebrities just became less sexy on their own.

Maybe all those other celebrities just became less sexy on their own.

I first read specious as suspicious, leading to a new pronunciation of telekinesis that I am totally sticking with from now on.

I first read specious as suspicious, leading to a new pronunciation of telekinesis that I am totally sticking with from now on.