You are a 44 year old powerlifter.

Yeah, there are usually two or three killer lines that make the Office worth watching these days, but the off-brand Make-a-Wish was the only thing that made me chuckle. Reminded me of Mr. Show's "Dream of a Lifetime."

Do you or do you not own tube socks?

Pam used to be the most in-depth character on the show. Whereas Jim was content to be a smartass paper salesman all his life, Pam had complicated dreams and ambitions. Now we get LOL PREGNANCY jokes.

"Hiya buddy!"

No, because Scott's Tots was the best ep of season 6, maybe one of the top 10 ever.

HEISENBERG

I appreciate you.

And yeah, Jim writing an entire book for a small prank was terrible.

The great thing about Andy's character in the golden days was how subtly they characterized him. They didn't ever come out and say "ANDY IS A TRUST FUND BABY WHO DISAPPOINTED HIS PARENTS;" they let us pick up on his backstory from the little pieces of him we see organically. The first thing we ever learn about Andy is…

Even though it would completely throw off the show's reality, I really really hope Evil Troy and Abed make it to Earth-Prime.

When did these Party Down movie rumors start? I hadn't heard of the notion at all until this interview.

Goodbye Madge. She's the only named character who was left in the warehouse by this episode right? Not that much of a loss.

Yeah, she wrote around the title page and in the margins.

"Maybe even—"
"I don't like Ann."
"—become friends!"

I was spotting those raccoons!

Damn so manny cute ass gurl

It was really out of place, but that's what made it so fascinating. You have to appreciate the moment when you realize that this is really happening to David and isn't a typical Six Feet Under daydream sequence.

I quite liked the Seinfeld finale. I also liked "Clumsy Waiter" so I guess I just don't know.