Oh Josh, we're just all reducing the human experience to easily-digestible entertainment consumables.

Spaulding? You'll get nothing and like it!

Cool as Fuck.

Or anyone that didn't get a tinge of deja vu at seeing that in a Google Image search bar is dead inside as well.

Don't be irritated. That's how it really is here. The level of self-appointed privilege is off the charts.

He's just encased in carbonite.

Her songs probably had the liberally-applied benefit of Autotune via giant painter's trowel.

that reference was cumbersome.

I think that slide-whistle guy is all up on the Gin Blossoms.

Vanessa Hudgens stretching every meager bit of actual acting ability out of her Urban Outfitters-festooned frame leaves me completely inert.

I still have never forgiven these humourless 'hats for that "Blur is Shite" shirt

Greg Dulli hanging out at Sundance was my personal deadhead sticker on a cadillac moment.

Good list. I also enjoyed JL much more than I thought I would. Johns introducing his nuDoomPatrol was a nice little treat.

He's just glandular!

Kacey Musgraves is a delight.

Entirely in your kitchen?

Oh thank fuck.

Posse on Broadway was huge in the Bay Area. KMEL had it on rotation for years.

Anne Hathaway is just toothy goofiness. Far more sinister.

Nocenti was a 100% better on her classic DD run than she is for Catwoman, let's put it that way.