Exactly. It's painfully obvious why AV Club is doing this. It's the fact they're bothering to do so that hurts my insides.

I'd rather read another retrospective on Jawbreaker if this is the alternative!

Beautiful, copious charlie.

I love Oasis. no frills, power pop bliss. Swooping choruses, catchy riffs, it was pure earcandy.

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

"Tune in, Tokyo!"

We never left.

The Bowery Jones.

< Gazes upward at framed Hal Linden glossy >

AV Club buries TI and Amelie beneath boxy mobile-ready redesign. This whole aesthetic is some CB2-esque webbery.

It's where we've come since "Kentucky Fried Movie".

Manically so.

And then couldn't tell the brick from said cronut.

That snark wasn't just phoned in, it was left on the sidewalk down the block.

Business as Usual will forever be one of my favorite albums.

Entertainment sounds as urgent and as uncompromising now as it ever did.

Baha Men restored my faith in humanity.

I hope glad tidings was sent his way via bank wire.

The AV CLUB

I have a bobblehead Rashida on the dash of my Prius. Skateboard.