How self-cancelling. Overwrought yet half assed? By the very nature of excess wrought, you get full assery.

unless they can tie it into a loving rememberance of Jawbreaker, nuh uh.

That was the most ribald and scatological Funky Winkerbean parody i've ever seen, young man.

But have you always been gentle?

It's Herschlag.

Dartmouth? I knew I didn't care for her for some reason.

*hands out for some Valtrex*

you'd be fine. you're not at a Lumineers concert, for god's sake.

Hey, no.

You're confusing Wolverine: Origin, with Wolverine: Origins.

"you get the ankles and i'll get the wrist-ah" is the AV Club's "Hey Jude" chorus.

I always thought that "Web in Front" (maybe their most Pavementy sounding song) was nothing at all like the rest of Icky Mettle. Either way, they were glorious.

Ah, good to know who's the next breathlessly anticipated debut that's gonna fall short of expectations.

Gershwin on handcranked Victrola, assholes!

premium rhianna collabo rolling off the conveyor belt NOW!

seriously. At least they announced new SB material soon.

I was a very angry postadolescent

Hardwick'ed

*"Wedge! Pull out! You"re not doing any good back there!"

I love the fact that there's still remote set pieces just rotting away out there.