Bill Simmons podcasts.  Why yes, i'll listen to gratingly squeaky voices with a hint of baaawstawn inflection.

So Kreayshawn had the poor timing to do this whole schtick first and she's reduced to a mere footnote/unflattering comparison in reference to Miley's whitegirl-rapping?

She looks like a fetishized twink.  

Ariana Grande, the bra store at the budget mall in the rundown suburb?

Oh, I understand @incurable_ennui:disqus 's position here.  God bless the poor sods that enjoy this blatant marketingtrap, but we're above it.

I'm really invested in these plucky Fiesta video bloggers!

No, I get it.  I understand the whole idea behind this clickbaiting reinvention, freshly buffed and polished with all the ubernecessary social media accoutrements.   It really is a marketing bonanza and her publicity firm needs all the A+ grades that can be mustered.

My Fair Gloryhole.  Gone Viral.

and yet playhouses would tack on their own happy ending, irritating the living feck out of Shaw.

she's a fecking minger!

They replaced his SAG card with a LADOT bus pass.

ahhh, vergara theeeengs.  

I really, really love Superior.  In fact, it's giving me more enjoyment than the x-books as of late.

Warren Ellis has been phoning it in at least since Doctor Sleepless.

Pictured:  adjunct faculty take a walk around NYU's leafy campus and sample the wide-eyed idealism emanating from all sides.

but was it on computers?

Where is the pizza online we were promised?

I like it.  Sucks we west coasters get Best Coast instead.

Still at the Greek, assuredly.

i can see ur butt.