He's got a distinctive grease trail.

Sev'ral Timez did this better.

Their per diem during shooting was an 8 ball.

Yep.  Combine that with the dated, garish carpeting on the room floors, and you've got a real Overlook vibe going on.

No pee trough?  Some hidden treasure!

Zmed left his trademark Zmedstains everywhere.

The rooms are a little dumpy.  I had a boarded-up fireplace in the room I was staying in, plus a beautiful view of Pershing Square's drugtrade below (i appreciated it).

I'm covered with that requirement.

Yep, just rereleased on vinyl, too!

@avclub-00b5f80238003a864880fe7d05293d64:disqus The horror!

Dolly Madison: Lettin it all hang out.

For that, you get a velcro closure.

Like Aslan, Kevin James, Jack from Jack in the Box, and Mickey Rourke, we have risen again!

Chronicles of Narnia 5:  The Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper

I've been through the never.  It smelled like bacon.

That is an opening salvo for the ages.  And entirely appropriate for numerous situations.

now with 20% more bedhead!

I hope there's still the loser hanger-on that's still willing to hurl himself off the Verrazano Narrows.

Excuse me, Mr. Crew Chief, why were we not apprised of the avatar change beforehand?

I can see it.  Sixpence None the Richer ruined that song for me.