Ahh, the Coronet.  I miss that palace.  Demolished and now an old folks home.

Who the fuck installed that aftermarket Blaupunkt holo-monster chess board?

It really was.  My formative years were spent digesting the pop culture parodies in Mad. All spent just to get to this point and punch weight with everyone here!

@avclub-4b8dbaa429f18373947e25594eb17f40:disqus But the chicks will cost you.

Well, she's on the cover of the first issue. 

Anyone but Will Smith's kid.

Laurence Fishburne and Stephen Baldwin in "Fled".  Nien Numb makes a capable Baldwin.

"Power Converters" was a pansexual swingers club on Tattoine.

Thrill to the fucking gerrymandering of one Walrus Man!

*avoids Bosun Kelrast's clipper ships*

Just what did the Jawas put in their morning blend to get so goddamned peppy?

How about a rundown of all Trade Federation fiscal policies?  Tariffs and nontariff related?  That's what I want..

It's Bib Fortuna under there!

The confluence of moniker and post made me laugh.

*falls in line, hard.  and falls in love, even harder*

@avclub-ec160682cb3586d851071e80ec63d6c0:disqus You're irrepressible, Burl!   I hated the Sarlacc! 

Sy Snootles?  Teenage cutter.

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT!

OK, AV Club.  I'm trusting you here.

THE AUDIENCE is NONPLUSSED.