I'll give it a shot again when the cast reboots.

A.A. Dowd is my preferred flavor of Philip Dyess-Nugent

Speaking of Chelsea Handler, her schtick has been on autopilot for the past three years running.  Her panel of "wit" may be the dumbest assemblage on stage since the Richard Bey Show was (tenuously) on the air.

You're looking in the wrong thicket.

Slathers some mayo on rye *HUNGRY EYES*

A thorough defenestration of wikipedia, The Postal Service, this AV Club missive, and all of us, in one post.  LIKE, with gusto.

We did the minimal requirements with a minimal outlay of effort!  It's like i'm back in college!

*shit hot HOOT JUG solo*

Jayma Mays needs to eat a sandwich.  Or get better boots < /catty >

Applebee's?  A sit-down restaurant?  Holy fuck.

A twerk with the purest of Saussurean linguistics.

Predictable fashion, what the fuck!

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus I'm sure that surfeit of blood was mandated in the Millar script.

Carson is a saint, UMD! 

@avclub-00b5f80238003a864880fe7d05293d64:disqus totally needs the 3/4th profile shot in faded background.

Cmere and gimme a hug, son.

There's an Elizabeth Pena block in place at your work? 

E!'s Fashion Police may be the worst thing on television.  Worse than the staged "reality" nonsense on TruTV.

I'm live-tweeting my rage to @anildash

I just spent last night finishing off my to-read pile.  I feel like we actively have to say we want good stories now.