Ah, the shit that's on TV while you're getting ready to go out on a Friday night.

I warn you - he's a Fourierist!

How dare someone impugn the otherwise unassailable honor and INTEGRITY of the novelty foam finger?  Next, we'll find some reprobate simulating masturbation with a novelty rubber chicken!

I probably would have liked the band more if it wasn't constantly attached as a cred-boosting fannypack for Seth Cohen.

Michael Keaton, true gent.

Going Back to Cali on the hi-fi

It's sexist to think of harpies as a derogative, Indie Kid. Don't be so mainstream.

She's our pleisiosaur in ballet flats!

I feel the same way, all the literary review journals are getting frontloaded with all the postgrads scurrying back to campus now. 

< well timed, Disney Channel-honed nosecrinkle > - Selena Gomez

It should slap against you with tidal-force currents.

I dig it.  I wish more bands coming out of London sounded like this, frankly.

Do they take that weird cutout on stage with them?

Someone's got the Brawny paper towels at the ready in the background.  Clearheaded foresight.

I would go out tonight, but I have no likes to share…

Stay off his lawn, he tells me!

Don't forget, you've got a Liberty Medical delivery coming today.

I don't remember life pre-Zooey.

He just couldn't handle the quirky zaniness.

I think you can get a hoda of her kotb in that pic up there.