Why exactly would Spiderman give a care unless there's some over-arching reason (i.e. crossover event?)

#teamastrid

armchair Frank O'Haras here, the lot of yous.

God no.  I've grown accustomed to his goofy faces and ridiculous proportions, though.

@avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus *squints until offered a PBR instead*

Sounds like Tuesday night at Golden Corral.

7.8% FEST BY VOLUME.

At least half of them look freerange.

Torv-repellant coats.

Truck Turner had a better soundtrack than Shaft.  The apotheosis of 70s FUNK. 

Thanks for the Eel Mansions recommendation, AV CLUB politburo.  Looks right up my alley.

Christmas aint so sweet.  :(

3pm dinner time at Dennys!

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus Not Spiro!  No sacred cows when Eminem's around!

Pee here.  Not there.

I love it.  Nick Spencer needs MORE work at Marvel, he's great.

hell no.

Eddie crawls up out of that power plant next door and grabs your PBR if you're not looking.

Anita Bryant gets ripped a fresh asshole in the second verse.

No mercy!