Hi Jake from State Farm.  What are you wearing?

What about dear, sweet Wanda?

linguo IS dead.

Sounds like they were in razor sharp form, too.  I'll take a happy cash grab when it's slathered with tangy love.

My pertinence has a boner!

And then follow it up with a shiteating grin.  Or, twitpic said shiteating grin.  Insta-forgives.

Abort! Abort!

Pack your sack!   Pound some meat!

Bonertime, steadfast.

Disqus, fucked

Jiblet flavored.

AV Club nonplussed.

Fuck your Google Adsense sellout bullshit, dog!

I BUMBLRD WITH TUMBLR

Last Post:  Real Life Got In the Way.

Cat with a Cuecat was its 2002 progenital forebear.

Nobody blogs either.

Get this, he wraps everything up Lynn Belvedere style with a few pithy bon mots tossed in as a cleverly-blogged coda.  It's the shit!

And there's no Project Runway threads anymore.  Yes, I know, PR sucks ass but STILL.

Doogie's unfortunately-faced sidekick paisano is still available.  Very available.