During the scene with Stanley and the hustler in the Viking helmet, no one thought to say "The hammer is my penis." You disappoint me, AHS.

It always seemed like Einer Örn sounded like Lux Interior (Cramps) only with a Scandinavian accent and no irony.

Someone call the Winchesters! She looks like a demon from Supernatural which the goddamn AV Club should be covering!

The first episode established Thea is Speedy, and that's that.

I'm just not buying the Dunphys' redneck neighbor's as pot entrepreneurs. Body shop or repo yard? of course, but not legal weed dealers.

Unless Felicity brings a death ray to a Medieval weapons fight, nothing could top that exchange.

Was it Kevin's bravery standing up to the bear that drove the grizzly away or was it Kevin's fear boner?

As a regular viewer of MSNBC, I can tell you that while we're concerned about fracking, we don't give two craps about Ronan Farrow.

And for Mark Millar and Garth Ennis, it's still just something that happens to other people.

I'm probably going to catch all kinds of shit for this, but I love feminist artists from Joni Mitchell to Kate Bush, and even Juliana Hatfield or L7. Popular music is better with strong female perspectives informing it.

What is it with Gotham criminals? Every time it's time for Bullock to eat or clock out, they get some crazy red ball case. I swear! Dean Winchester will get pie before Harvey can eat a meal in peace, or go home.

The best thing I can say about Penny this week is she managed to get her lipstick to match her shoes. The creative fatigue of this show is almost palpable.

No. Frances Conroy. I know what I'm saying.

If it has Dylan McDermott cryin' and jackin' it to Frances Conroy, I'm so there.

*gives the Upraised Middle Finger Salute to said Grammar Nazi.*

I hope that food bank had pudding, I would hate to think Michonne busted her ass to bring Carl jello.

Thanks. Edited.

Garreth's BobBQ: the meat just falls off the bone.

This episode made me miss my second favorite Walking Dead character behind T-Dawg. Peace out, bloated well zombie from season two

Gareth made me want to punch the guy who makes my latte in the mouth, but I'd be sure to count my fingers after I was done.