Because the morons who run the place would rather put the artistic geniuses who came out with (Big Steaming) Load, and St. Anger in before real greatness.

Whatever else you want to say about Courtney Love, you have to admit that Live Through This is a brilliant claustrophobic album that compares well with anything else in the 1990s.

It could be the live action version of Hard Drinkin' Lincoln I hoped for and promptly forgot about. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A. If it's Dewey Crowe it's Witless Protection. Amirite?
B. Maybe they could set him up in a store with some curb apples.

I doubt Loretta would have it in her to kill Dewey Crowe. Make him her trained monkey? Absolutely, but he would be alive.

Chelsea just had misplaced loyalties. Danny did bring him back from near death. That has to count for something even if the shithead totally ignored the fact Chelsea had a dick and treated him like a girl.

Dewey Crowe: always fair, and never raises his pimp hand.

RIP Danny Crowe you homicidal dipshit with a bad haircut.

As the former owner of an AMC Gremlin, I can attest that if one is NOT sitting in the fabled catbird seat if they are driving one of those rolling monstrosities.

Can you blame the Piece of Toast?

Boom chick-a wow-wow. The sex kind.

He left Danny Crowe alive. So the wrong asshole got got.

Yep. Poor Caleb. I don't think this is how his first day was supposed to play out.

He hit the wrong asshole though.

Honestly, I'm lucky she puts up with me.

R.I.P. Hotrod Dunham.

10%? Darryl Crowe Jr. had Boyd at 15%.

The clock winding song was in the promos for this episode so naturally my little one was going around the house before bedtime Saturday singing "This the clock song… I'm setting all the clocks wrong…. Huh, huh-huh-huh…" as she changed the clocks.

Now my little girl can watch this and successfully go through life without reading Ayn Rand.

Between AT and Regular Show my DVR is going babies.