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Eh! Typical.

Welcome to Nazi Canada!

I never realized it before, but Josh Radner has tiny lady feet.

When I saw Stevie Nicks literally limping through Seven Wonders I should have found an hour and five minutes worth of Fleetwood Mac videos instead of this crap. Better days, Stevie.

Myrtle, and Lalaurie's severed head, but only because Kathy Bates was recycling her swamp woman accent from the Waterboy, and you don't want to say nothing bad about Bobby Boucher's momma.

Pretty much, only less Canadian.

It's one of the reasons Dog Travis has body issues.

Cass and Crowley need their own buddy private eye show, or better yet, they could be lawyers together.

Boyd Crowder is a frickin' pen thief. I have a whole side of the family like that, and there's fewer things that give me more annoyance or shame.

Poor Dewey Crowe. His prospects of getting bona fide are looking dimmer and dimmer.

I just want to know the word Boyd laid down and whether Tim was going to challenge.it.

R.I.P. Wade Messer. You poor dumb bastard.

Got to admit Amy Smart's swinging back porch almost made up for Danny Crowe's pasty naked ass.

If you're out of Wild Turkey at a frickin' whorehouse, that's at least in the top five of your problems. Didn't Darryl learn anything from those business courses he took?

So is Eileen friends with C J now or is she just using her as a way to Rigby? You would think as awesome as she is, she would figure out that she's really out of Rigby's league. If he weren't so emotionally crippled, Skips would be a good match for her.

What? No preview of Regular Show, but we're graced with a preview of The Following?

I actually wept a little more than I should for a fictional group of characters. So long, Troy.

Gotta love Lassie as a badass.

Dewey Crowe: four kidneys, no cole slaw or fatties, small business owner on his way to being bona fide.

I loved the Soul Hayride flashback, but it was a little troubling to know that Professor Utonium had a mullet, and went to either Texas or Tennessee.