Having a cell phone, and knowing random knuckleheads can reach me anytime and anywhere i completely get the Wicked Wickets hatred of cell phones.

"Bravery!!!!!"

Why was I more invested in Margaret's and Mordecai's kiss than I am in a lot of live action character's kisses?

Mordecaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I think we will because Trudy will haul Pete's sorry ass out to the suburbs every time she wants to host a dinner party whether he wants to or not.

No.  She had already gone to second.
Besides they play cricket there.

Pam going to third with Mallory?

It's the Thinking Man's Pop.

But where was Ben?

Take that, Pod Six!

What was with Jeff's human hair this episode?

A- for a weakly plotted silly episode?

I've got a merit badge for exotic pets, but you don't see me bringing out my gerbils for you bumtickling felchers.

I'm one of the few scouts to ever get his merit badge for swearing because the head of my Troop was a former bootlegger (miss you, grandpa.)  Unfortunately they said it didn't count and they didn't want us at the Jamboree either, so I never made Eagle.

In the opening scene, Tessa is ungodly white (not the race, but the color.)
If she and the WWE's Seamus were to have children, they could very possibly glow in the dark bless their soulless ginger hearts.

Fighting makes Dalia sad, Daddy Altman.

I think Jim Beaver would make a great scoutmaster.

Good to see Dr. Mickhead again. No! I don't know the actor's name, nor do I care.

Is there anything BMO isn't adorable wearing?

I have absolutely no snark for this Lady.  May your Summer vacation be eternal in the next life.