He would have gotten away, but he was running against the wind.

He would have gotten away, but he was running against the wind.

Yeah…..  being odd in the South is tantamount to being gay.  In some places, using words like "tantamount" is tantamount to being gay.

Yeah…..  being odd in the South is tantamount to being gay.  In some places, using words like "tantamount" is tantamount to being gay.

That would be a Go-gurt.

That would be a Go-gurt.

On the whole, I thought Bear was streets ahead of Robin Williams.  He was more instrumental to the show, was a better actor, and slightly less hairy.

On the whole, I thought Bear was streets ahead of Robin Williams.  He was more instrumental to the show, was a better actor, and slightly less hairy.

I was expecting him to call Michael "Michelle" and Sam "Samantha."

I was expecting him to call Michael "Michelle" and Sam "Samantha."

What the hell?  It's Loutallica all over again!!!

What the hell?  It's Loutallica all over again!!!

Having studied psychology  in college, having seen the orgy of overcompensation that is the Man Show, and the fact that he cites Kathy Griffin as an exception to his rule, I'm willing to wager Adam secretly thinks women are good sex partners either.

Having studied psychology  in college, having seen the orgy of overcompensation that is the Man Show, and the fact that he cites Kathy Griffin as an exception to his rule, I'm willing to wager Adam secretly thinks women are good sex partners either.

I personally object to anything with a name that's too damn long, Todd VanDerWerff.

I personally object to anything with a name that's too damn long, Todd VanDerWerff.

There's a mentality among rednecks that God created animals for man's use and that being kind to them is a waste of energy because they're just dumb animals.  I got my bully bassett when one of these beauties left him at a shelter.

There's a mentality among rednecks that God created animals for man's use and that being kind to them is a waste of energy because they're just dumb animals.  I got my bully bassett when one of these beauties left him at a shelter.

How could anyone even think of touching Murderface's Cro-Magnon brow, distended jaw, clammy hands, buckled stomach, back
pimplage, hitchhiker thumbs, hammer-assed, fallen arches,
chicken-plucked legs, sandpapery, eczema-styled skin, dry, or his unkempt
triangle hair?

How could anyone even think of touching Murderface's Cro-Magnon brow, distended jaw, clammy hands, buckled stomach, back
pimplage, hitchhiker thumbs, hammer-assed, fallen arches,
chicken-plucked legs, sandpapery, eczema-styled skin, dry, or his unkempt
triangle hair?