Peons! Assemble!

Shhhhh.  Let them have their illusions.

…..and the fact that Mandrake is followed everywhere by an “African
strongman” named Lothar, an element that only gets more uncomfortable
with each passing year….

So many heterosexual man-crushes are going to be interrupted thanks to the Discovery Channel.

I can't imagine a memory being raped by muppets.  I would think it would be more like a soft plushy caress with tiny foam genitals.

I always associate "O Fortuna" with the Omen, and Republican attack ads.

Or it could be that Stevie's just a bitch.

My favorite part was Kenny trying to get Toby to lift his baby-curse and stop fucking up his life by offering him a toy.

He successfully worked with Klaus Kinski.  That makes every living director and Chuck Norris his bitch.

Just a little aside: it's a sad day in a person's life when you hear your favorite song from high school on an oldies station.

Because half the Archer viewers splosh or splosh…with semen, and have to take a nap.

It's a frickin' A grade animated comedy.

Kirk doesn't have any "gay friends."

Where does that fall in the hierarchy between a basket full of assholes (I miss you, grandpa,) and a bag of dicks?

How come it didn't occur to Andy or Jules to lay down caltrops through the bike kids' shortcut?  It's not like they're hard to make, or they could ask Archer for the number of his caltrops guy.

Boo! Katy Perry!
Yay! Crabman!

That's Dewey "no coleslaw" Crowe to you.

"….. it won’t be long before Anger Management brings in a “Chuck” for both “Brett” and “Charlie” to humiliate."
It's not they could pull that crap with Casey, Sarah, or Awesome.

All the good books will be in print for one or two years and then withdrawn while the really shitty ones will go on for-fucking-ever.

He's all that stands between us and the resurrection of Carlos Mencia's career.