Let It Go sort of sounds like a more playful Curb Your Enthusiasm, which officially makes Zachary Levi “the gentile Larry David.” Feel free to start calling him that to his face.

Back in the day, my high school had a Night Flight class.  You did not want to miss Reefer Madness Day.

Oh God!  It's Future Farmers of America regionals all over again!

It was good seeing Raymond James again.  Damn you, FX for cancelling Terriers!!!!!!

Much the same way Country music combines sensitive guys and western wear.

Of. Cock.

I can believe it.  Simple Men is one of my all-time favorite movies.  I can't recommend it strongly enough.

I thought of this scene from Simple Men when I heard "passengers will please refrain from killing my soul."

It's not that I object to Leonard singing.  It's that he was singing a Black-eyed Peas song.

Old reruns crush: Mrs. Emma Peel from the Avengers.
Highfalutin' cable show crush: Joan from Mad Men
Popular comedy crush: Bernadette from Big Bang Theory.
Departed cast member from a soon-to-be-cancelled show Crush: Dr. Cuddy from House.
Batman villain crush: Harley Quinn
T.V. Mom crush: Joyce Summers from Buffy the…

Boopy doopy doop boop sex!

"Used panty vending sons-of-bitches!"  The best Pam line this year, homie.

Arkansas has Vandy and Ol' Miss beat for pretty girls with great back porches.

How do you know the young people in suburbia aren't using heroin these days?

Small observation: it's never just Dewey.  It's always Dewey Crowe.

I always thought of Spike and Andy as being analogs to Clint Eastwood at different points in his career.   Spike always seemed like a young version of Dirty Harry, and other Eastwood characters from that period while Andy is Rowdy Yates.  When Andy becomes a samurai he's moving onto The Man With No Name in the Dollars…

I have to ask: what are the television analogs  to the Sbarro, and Orange Julius?  I want something that pretends to be good for me, and a slice of something that sits in my stomach for three days.

"Vengeance is mine!" sayeth Alvis.   Then he shot that guy in the face!

It stands for Walks+Hit / innings Pitched.

Personally I think WHiP is a better indicator of a pitcher's fantasy value.