I'm always wary when people recommend blogs, but nope, The Toast has been under my favorites ever since someone at the AV Club mentioned it.

To be fair, the autopsy wasn't done by a licensed medical professional, but by her five hot, multi-ethnic apprentices.

I was expecting Aayan to get axed near the finale, as you do, but killing him now makes this a different, more interesting show.

I can see wanting the ex director of the CIA as a hostage, lest Carrie want to blow a whole wedding's worth of people again, but did Haqqani need to execute Aayan personally? That's like the most outsource-able job he has!

Asher is a pretty likable DoucheBro, all things considered. Is he going to be the focus of the next episode? Does he have any worth beyond being really well-connected? And saying wonderfully inappropriate things?

I love that his penis is like Kevin Bacon, in that it somehow connects to every case they encounter. The man knows how to use his tool.

Joking aside, the thing I find odd about that last scene is, how much more did you need that kid in your pocket, Carrie? Was fucking him the final nail in the keeping-him-from-becoming-a-flight-risk coffin?

You're a goddamn patriot, Erik.

I'd be a bad fucking spy. I would give Claire Danes state secrets if she asked me nicely. She wouldn't even have to go the Full Carrie.

Huh. I like roughly half of that song. The verse amounts to saying "that girl may have sexed you, but I'm gonna really sex you". Which is as generic as pop songs get.

I'm commenting for the first time in a while to tell y'all: there was an animated professor Layton movie, and it was the shit. That was a decent movie movie and a great video game movie.

I hope they're not implying I'm an asshole. I think it means that Sheldon Cooper is the theme park version of a nerd, and what all non-nerds think nerds act like.

This comment should qualify as the HipsterD-bag signal.

Harry Potter and the Low Hanging Fruit

I say with complete sincerity that I'd watch the hell out of your show.

Third, after Eggs Benedict. It's delicious and has less demanding shooting schedule.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE RAPISTS?!?!?!

Please don't somehow validate Franco, please don't somehow validate Franco…

They're young, we try not to sexualize them.

Gah, my inner liberal has to qualify my reaction to this.