I like how you just reflexively assume Final Girl is a guy.

If Phillip K. Dick didn't already write that I'll eat your cute little hat.

The great, understated Billy Bragg version was my first exposure to the song, and I can't say I ever noticed the awkwardness. Love the quirky melody and the starkness of its melancholy.

Whitney Cummings — most disappointing name ever.

#whitepeopleproblems

Yeah, he belies his own point there (no doubt ironically) by going to such length to explain the different types of irony.

This is the common misspelling that bugs me the most for some reason. And I thought for sure the porn site PR industry would be dominated by former English majors.

Again with the misuse of "dramatic irony." C'mon, guys: http://theoatmeal.com/comic…

Yes.

This would make a good soundtrack for a Harmony Korine movie.

G. Love and Special Sauce, "Blues Music"

Incorrect. See "You're Too Hip, Baby" by Terry Southern.

Oh crap. It didn't even occur to me that "Downtown Abbey" doesn't really make any sense.

You've identified the precise reason why this pic is creepy, congratulations.

You guys are showing your (lack of) age. No one with any shred of pop culture awareness in the 1980s would have missed that Carrey was doing a Steve Martin impression.

He's putting on an act, just like a lot of rappers / rock stars. He's down with the people. After all, the fan base he appeals to is pretty anti-intellectual, and not knowing shit / not giving a damn in some circles is the way to prove you're cool. Not that I think he is hiding a genius IQ under that generous bushel.

What a warm, funny, endearing storyteller. Thoroughly enjoyed this interview, will have to check out the podcast.

Now that's a woman
I can't think of anyone I'd rather change places with than David Rawlings. Terrific interview the other day on Fresh Air: http://www.npr.org/2011/07/…

Best gay poet ever is clearly Allen Ginsberg, unless it's John Ashbery, or perhaps Frank O'Hara, or maybe Gertrude Stein. Or Oscar Wilde. Or …

OMG, Snarfquest, I probably haven't thought of that in two decades. I always found the storylines confusing but the girls were fuel for many an adolescent fantasy.