Mom's Sons
We're owl exterminators.

Sorry for the spoiler… I'm so very looking forward to Draco ordering the Massacre of Owls during the Battle of Hogsmeade.

Nudity
These reviews need to open up with a Laura Linney nudity report.

Awww hell nawww

Hopefully there's not a spike in owl murder next month after the new movie is released. Art imitating life, and all that.

It would have a cast of thousands, and only two actresses. The prosthetics budget would be through the roof.

"The Magician?" —Turanga Leela

He did succomb to the rock star cliche of ditching his supportive wife once the groupies came along, but he's no more guilty of anything than yer average rocker. There's a lot of similiarities between his and John Lennon's romantic deliances.

I was lucky enough to be in the audience for a Nov. 2006 taping of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," and she was one of the guests. I was so happy, as she's one of his best recurring guests. They did a bit where they were smashing prop breakaway bottles on each other's heads. I've rarely ever laughed harder in my…

Not a firstie attempt. It is legitimately one of my three favorite Joy Division songs, and I was remiss not to see it amongst the songs listed. The other two are "Dead Souls" and "Love Will Tear Us Apart" (obvious… but that song is so fucking good.

J Serious, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

This seems as good a place as any to say
"Disorder" is one of my favorite songs.

I could see Scorcese doing this. It'd be like a weird mash-up of Gangs of New York and Shutter Island. So perhaps it's better to have a fresh eyes on such a project. But I wouldn't be surprised if Scorcese did end up doing it, given DiCaprio's participation and the subject matter.

I hope the movie focus on the H.H. Holmes thread, using the World's Fair as a backdrop. Whenever I re-read Devil in the White City, I skip over the WF chapters. A lot of those guys come off as pretentious douche bags. They could have learned a thing or two from H.H. Holmes, who went out and achieved things with…

This article made me so mad I spilled Starbucks coffee all over my BMW while reading my iPad on the way to the Audi dealership.

Agreed, Donald. I try to explain to my parents why I, as a geek, am deeply offended by TBBT, but they just keep laughing at Sheldon's overwritten stilted dialogue, or Raj's inability to talk to women.

That depends. Do you like Evian water, Doritos, or Starbucks better?

Oh, I love those mini-commentaries. I even bought the 13th season on DVD even though the fall run was largely shit, mainly because I wanted the commentaries on the first seven.

Nope, above unregistered poster. Time spent with Selma Blair is time well spent.

John DiMaggio and Doc Hammer are guys who do multiple voices on animated sci-fi comedies who should be doing fewer voices. God love 'em, but both just shift the register of their voice, and it's way distracting.