Remake the same movie with the same actor and director? Good luck trying to convince Sam Raimi to ever do something like that.

I can't believe no one took the opportunity to start their Latin schooling with "Actually…"

Right now, digging the Founder's Breakfast Stout and Rogue Chipotle Ale. All-time, Free State Brewery's Old Backus Barleywine, and 30-year aged Ola Dubh.

Well I guess it could be more car bomb-like if we had been using a dark beer like Guinness, but instead we were drinking a pitcher of Coors. It didn't curdle, but it was really fizzy and just not a pleasant taste.

Tried this a couple weeks ago
After enough Whipahol and beer, you may get the urge to make a beer float. Resist that urge.

Ice Hockey. Three fat guys, one skinny guy.

The Princess Bride
Even though it's on all the damn time, I can still watch it all the way through. I can't think of many movies that succeed at what they attempt to do as much as it does. I can't believe I still haven't read the book, since everyone who has says it's much better than the movie.

I believe that should be FUCK *THE* Ohio State.

I am having a love affair…
with this ice cream sandwich! The last time this episode was on, my roommate and I both came home with a box of ice cream sandwiches. So far, I've resisted any Hot Ham Water cravings.

Spirit Awards
I wish AV Club would cover the Independent Spirit Awards. They're usually more interesting. I've only watched a few minutes of this year's but so far the highlights have been the standing ovation for Roger Ebert and Eddie Izzard reminding all the people thanking God in their acceptance speeches that God…

Ah, the chicken McNugget. My favorite of all Mcnuggets.

I hope in Death Race 2 we finally get to see who shits on the sidewalk.

I read it when I was seventeen and thought it was pretty good, but not one of the books that made me want to waste my young adult life by getting a degree in creative writing. (Ginsberg was the only Beat who fit that bill.)

Finally saw it, thanks Vimeo.
Honestly, it's far from the worst high school band I've ever heard, and plenty of the people in those bands went on to be pretty damn good. Hell, with a couple hours of Pro Tools or Sonar, this would sound fine, technically.

Yeah, my game's storyline would be the guy going home and having a beer on the couch while watching TV and saying, "Oh well. I said 'Jason!' like 50 times. What else can you do? It's cold outside and I need to make room on the DVR for that Twilight Zone marathon. That kid was a dipshit anyway."

Well of course it's 25:17. I mean imagining him reciting and analyzing the verse pointed out earlier instead. "But I'm tryin,' Ringo. I'm trying' real hard to be those donkey genitals."

I can't help but imagine Samuel Jackson saying that verse.

You can hear T Pain at http://www.youtube.com/watc… . Not as terrible as I would have guessed.

Bruce Lee
Can't believe no one said that one yet.

huh
Before tonight's show, I had never heard anyone pronounce "opossum" that way.