But the tragic irony is that you've sacrificed your last traces of humanity in the process.

OR IN A CIGARETTE OMG

OR IN A CIGARETTE OMG

Oh, hang on, for some reason I thought Heather Graham was the name of the lead actress in Happy Gilmore but it isn't. It wasn't actually a tangential note at all. CARRY ON EVERYONE.

Oh, hang on, for some reason I thought Heather Graham was the name of the lead actress in Happy Gilmore but it isn't. It wasn't actually a tangential note at all. CARRY ON EVERYONE.

I believe she's in the hospital.

I believe she's in the hospital.

On a tangential note, I rewatched Happy Gilmore the other day and, fuck everyone, it's hilarious.

On a tangential note, I rewatched Happy Gilmore the other day and, fuck everyone, it's hilarious.

There couldn't have been any better endorsement of this film than Alastair Campbell claiming it's completely false.

There couldn't have been any better endorsement of this film than Alastair Campbell claiming it's completely false.

Although it's more depressing considering almost all of the characters are doomed to die horribly in a nuclear war.

Although it's more depressing considering almost all of the characters are doomed to die horribly in a nuclear war.

Monty Python. The Muppets. South Park. Beavis and Butthead.

Monty Python. The Muppets. South Park. Beavis and Butthead.

Unless Skyler's suddenly developed armour-plated skin, I don't think Walt will require an M-60 to kill her.

Unless Skyler's suddenly developed armour-plated skin, I don't think Walt will require an M-60 to kill her.

I think it would confuse him for a whole bunch of reasons.

I think it would confuse him for a whole bunch of reasons.

Yeah, me too. It's disposable, but it's a lot of fun.