I mean, the asshole tried to imply that astronauts are lazy, shiftless people with a cushy job. I can see O'Reilly or Hannity bitching about the taxes, but not shitting on astronauts as an entire profession.

Holy holy holy. That astronaut clip is amazing. I think I would take watching Fox News over this Jeremy Paxman fella. He actually asked an astronaut, "Do you think it might be a bit boring up there?" I've never seen a man so dead inside. And Tim Peake was amazing in response. He was never thrown by the inane…

They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But what's the real cost?
'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
When you got them made by little slave kids
What are your overheads?

I've started checking my AVclub notifications. Is that how you get sucked into the world of being a regular commenter? I wouldn't usually keep a conversation going like this, but you've earned some respect around here.

"We're all just brainstorming here, trying to help. Everyone can only speak from his or her own experience."

Well shit odduck, I'm tickled that you lost your virginity to a fuck buddy at age 19, and that it put a smile on your face. What I'm asking is if you know anyone that had trouble relating to women, had sex with a prostitute, and because of that experience, felt better about themselves, saw their positive interactions…

Well, my initial point is that a lot of us are speaking from personal experience, and I'm pretty sure, especially after this post, that you're not. So yeah, I'm sharing my experience that I think it's relatively normal, or at least not something to be ashamed about, to be a virgin in your 30s. You say it's not…

Yes, thank you all. I've just been writing similar things in the Harmon advice column comments in response to someone spouting this nonsense, and I realized I hadn't read Savage Love in awhile. And lo and behold, here he is again saying the same thing. We're all pretty sex-positive, liberal-minded folks, so it's not…

Same here.

I won't downvote you per se, but I do think you're likely talking out of your ass. I'm genuinely asking you, odduck, if you or anyone you know has had an experience like this? Because it sounds like an imitation of Dan Savage's advice, and it's advice that's on the crappier end of his advice in the first place.

Excellent, excellent advice Hobbit. The making friends part is so critical, and I want to expound on it a little more. In HS and college I would nurse crushes from afar. In college and young adulthood I would treat dates (almost all of which were exclusively first dates) similar to you (CineCraft) in the sense that I…

Official CICGC thread and Seinfeld as a humorless husk of his form self thread? Great. Don't mind if I do.

Do I sense a Joe Piscopo guest spot in the near future?

It's late and my mind is going a bit so I want to point out that death and physical pain is generally great fodder for humor because it's something that we all have to deal with.. no one gets out of here alive. We're all so self-serious in our own lives to one degree or the other, but pain and death make fools of us…

After reading so many comments about it I'm starting to feel bad that I didn't get completely skivved out by it. I guess I sort of tune the uber-dark stuff out to a degree, or more accurately, it sort of takes me out of the show, and I definitely don't feel any emotion about it. I mean, I was laughing at the entire…

Not only did it land with the crowd, but I somehow "got" the joke and found it funny when the audience laughed in response. Context is everything. That or I am a mindless sheep that loves canned laughter.

"Vaginas. Can I have two of them? Can I have one in each color?"

I've never understood people who watch TDS and Colbert and simultaneously don't get the comedy/irony/sarcasm. Or more like, they get the most surface level of the humor, but not the joke within the joke that's also sometimes within a joke. Colbert slips so effortlessly between what's really about half a dozen…

Holy. Shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Completely NSFW though. I know you said it already, but it bears repeating. But man oh man was that funny. I've been seeing posts about this Our Robocop Remake for awhile, but now I feel compelled to find the entire thing.

Thanks for posting. I stopped following the scene closely about a year ago (whenever HoTS was getting ready to drop), but this was an excellent game. Very atypical, and not just because of the opening. Scarlett eschewed going for any higher tech which seems very bizarre, but was clearly the right choice because Bomber…