But how does reciting the pledge help him to pay parking tickets? DAMN YOU GRAMMATICALLY AMBIGUOUS CLAUSES!

I watched the entirety of West Wing and then went back to watch Sports Night because my brother raved about it. I got maybe three episodes in and had to stop. I think it was after the anchor (from the Good Wife; not Six Feet Under) gave the bizarre monologue to Joshua Malina's character about how to find the best…

Another 10% won't be possible until season 2 when Joshua Malina is brought on as a guest star that becomes a series regular.

It's not name-dropping [Community] if it comes up organically.

Stop trying to make us like Ticketmaster. This forgives nothing.

She wasn't goofy at all. And she wasn't stupid. She played them all like a fiddle other than occasionally revealing her own hand a little too much (which hardly made a difference… this episode). You're actually making the argument that a competent crass political operative who only cares about money is more unlikely…

Independent opinion to show my contrarian thinking.

Will this be followed by an explanation of why you're reading an entertainment website's message board at work?

I know what you mean. The only Google April Fools (or really any online April Fools) that I fell for is when they mentioned they were going to start their own ISP. Now the joke was that it was through your toilet and plumbing, but I was so ridiculously excited that Google was going to be offering internet service to…

My best friend in graduate school was Turkish. His English was choppy at first, but the first time we met he somehow communicated that the Big Lebowski was his favorite movie which completely took me by surprise. Friendship ensued.

Obligatory Wire reference:

This sounds fascinating and bizarre on so many levels.

I couldn't agree more. This is precisely why I don't fear the reaper for humanity.

This was all I could think of when he was asking Leslie to drop out:

This is the first episode of The Office I've missed since I started watching regularly at the start of Season 3. I mean, I've probably missed a couple here and there, but I always caught up with them by Friday or Saturday on Hulu or downloads. And it's not any sort of principled thing, but I just have 0 motivation to…

I agree. The DVD watching part was fantastic. It was smart, I related, and I laughed. I'll repeat basically what I said last week. I like this show a lot except one thing: NEEDS MORE JOKES. The pace of this show is around a 4. It needs to be a 7.

Ok, Archmage of the Aether has consistently been one of the best posters. Someone whose content transcends their gimmick, much like Cookie Monster. And now you're telling me he's made an evil simulacrum? And they are each wearing a single +1 Glove of Banter (right and left hands, respectively)? Well, that just made my…

Jeez, I don't know how deeply you usually think about 30 Rock, but I thought there was plenty of substance. A simple plot recap wouldn't have addressed the real-life parallels (which I needed reminding of), and she clearly expressed the opinion that the writer's sugar-coated the situation, but probably for the sake of…

Thank you, @avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus, for a very obscure reference that I completely get and had forgotten about.  I pretty much completely stopped playing Magic in 1998, but the wealth of knowledge my brain retains about that game from 1993-1998 still haunts me.

A possibly better line was, "Makes you wonder what happened to those old bulbs, huh?"