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Yeah, I spent that scene going, "Please let's not add sexual abuse of a little boy to this." Really hoping they don't go there.

I was really trying to give a lot of benefit of the doubt right up until one of the showrunners considered "rape that became consensual" to be a thing.

The bright-blue-eyed murderous undead creature was weirdly cute.

Having the Vargo Hoat-equivalent going undercover explains why he's not a lisping motherfucker on a zebra anymore, since that would make it pretty hard to keep a low profile. Still, I will forever mourn the loss of a chance to see a show feature a lisping motherfucker on a zebra.

Wait minute, Goodbye to All That? As in Robert Graves' World War 1 memoir? They're making a movie about that? Kickass!

"That’s probably the main reason she consents, is to pull him in, because she’s results-oriented, period. The only man she really feels any respect and admiration for, and authority for, is her father. Beyond that, she loves her children. I think — and I say this personally — she’s largely using Jaime and he hasn’t

A while back I was going through a bunch of great Japanese writers and you see suicide, suicide, suicide, staged a coup where he committed suicide. It's a lighthearted genre!

That's one of the things I really liked about Silent Hill 2: the dying woman isn't some gracefully fading angel. She's hurting, angry, and scared, because dying is terrible.

To be even fairer, Mishima was crazy as fuck.

Me neither, man, I love playing along with Jeopardy.
Why yes, my evenings are free.

Spending a period of your life as a chronic insomniac with the Game Show Network gives you a great, abiding affection for this show.

I kind of like that there's a couple people going around the comments section downvoting everything, because it lets me think there are at least two people who are deeply offended by your allegiance to Duplo.

You could always play GTA V with a kid on your lap. That'd probably be fine.

Aww, then I accomplished something today! Besides playing The Last of Us a lot.

I'm not entirely convinced it IS a real place.

It's evened out, karma-wise, by the amount of time you spent teaching the dog to read.

One thing about weird Japanese game titles is a lot of them have katakana readings in the logo. Like here: http://static.giantbomb.com… It says you say it Three Five Eight Days Over Two underneath. So you can write things in whatever way you think looks neat, since people are just going to be reading the katakana for

Coincidentally, I have "Giaazu Obu Uō" on my shelf right now.

You have to walk around Paris with bolt cutters. Otherwise you look like a tourist.

The short chapters and the ridiculous cliffhangers where there would be a monstrous shadow in somebody's window and it would immediately turn out to be their friend playing a prank.