I am embarrassed by how genuinely touched and delighted I was that Champion was at the wedding.

I sure hope it's something. It looks so new and different that it's incredibly refreshing to see and obviously something Kojima would rather do, given that MGS4 might as well've been titled Please Stop Making Me Make These.

I sure hope it's something. It looks so new and different that it's incredibly refreshing to see and obviously something Kojima would rather do, given that MGS4 might as well've been titled Please Stop Making Me Make These.

Is it worth playing FF13 for? I've heard very little but bad, and it's been a long time since there was a good FF, but I've got a place in my heart for the series.

Is it worth playing FF13 for? I've heard very little but bad, and it's been a long time since there was a good FF, but I've got a place in my heart for the series.

I want you to know that I did in fact finish the drink I had in hand, because I have a sense of honor.

I want you to know that I did in fact finish the drink I had in hand, because I have a sense of honor.

I got socks that look like TF2 Scout's.

I got socks that look like TF2 Scout's.

I have very specific expectations of cousins on the phone. Are we going bowling or not?

I have very specific expectations of cousins on the phone. Are we going bowling or not?

Your definition's correct. They might be going for unambivalent?

Your definition's correct. They might be going for unambivalent?

We have standards now, goddammit.

We have standards now, goddammit.

You better watch it. I hear he doesn't like bullies.

You better watch it. I hear he doesn't like bullies.

What's even better than airport thrillers is c-list knockoff airport thrillers that advertise on Rush Limbaugh. I was listening to it after the election to drink some Republican tears, and accidentally found something amazing.

What's even better than airport thrillers is c-list knockoff airport thrillers that advertise on Rush Limbaugh. I was listening to it after the election to drink some Republican tears, and accidentally found something amazing.

They needed that to carry aircraft!